Da Rulez

- Walk, don't run
- Don't touch the fences... they're electric
- All the chocolate on the farm belongs to Tom
- Touch the animals when your leaders say it's ok
- Cheese is good on everything
- You must always bring every hot sauce variety to lunch, as well as the Braggs
- Respect the people who live on the farm
- Ask your chaperone to take you to the outhouse if you need to go
- Put the tools away when you leave
- Show no mercy to the chickweed
- Don't step on the beds!fte4 (this was an addition by Otter the Cat)
- Cuddle James at every opportunity
- One bowl policy
- It's ok to slap your friends if there are mosquitoes on them
- Touch the plants with just one finger

** Note- There are no rules on Calypso because we are volunteers. These are suggestions.

D-Rod, following Da Rulez.